No One Asked for It, but There’s Now a Steamboat Willie Vs. Pooh Horror Movie
Wow, it’s so edgy and surprising to see youngsters’s characters used for money seize leisure due to the general public area. The drained gimmick is again within the “darkish area,” which is one manufacturing firm’s twist on getting their grubby palms on Disney or different cartoon IP (Popeye was one other latest one) to use stupidly and violently for the sake of attending to do it first, over any kind of honest, real, and/or artistic substance.
So naturally right here’s Winnie the Pooh versus Steamboat Willie(different from the one starring Terrifier‘s David Howard Thorton). Ho-hum—by all means, leap the clip-art shark and attempt to evoke the joy horror titans constructed up with actual franchises and legendary lore that led as much as Freddy vs. Jason and Alien vs. Predator. Now see this artless abomination that’s been excreted out from backside of the fuel station store barrel of DVDs that got here earlier than, like Blood and Honey—which impressed The Darkish Area: MVW: Mickey vs Winnie, however isn’t even from the identical universe it seems.
[60 second fart noise]
Okay, I attempted saving you a minute of your time however in the event you nonetheless wish to waste it and watch the trailer from Untouchables Leisure right here ya go:
Rooster tastes higher than this drivel seems.
Plot from the outline:
“A century in the past, two convicts disappeared into Hell Forest, a spot feared for its darkish legends and whispers of a malevolent curse. Their mysterious vanishing marked the start of tales a few sinister drive lurking throughout the forest, feeding on those that dared to enter.
Within the current day, a gaggle of childhood associates, every haunted by their very own unresolved traumas and fears, feels an inexplicable pull to return to the reform faculty they as soon as attended. Nestled within the heart of the forest’s darkish coronary heart, the deserted hell-camp stands as a decaying monument to their misplaced innocence. Its partitions echoing with secrets and techniques and forgotten horrors. Every of them is drawn by a drive they can not perceive, as if the forest itself is looking them to confront the darkness of their anxieties, regrets, and unhealed wounds.
The forest takes form within the grotesque types of twisted variations of two beloved childhood figures: Darkish Mickey and Darkish Winnie. These monstrous entities, born from the darkest corners of the group’s psyche, embody their worst fears and regrets—Darkish Mickey, a sinister manipulator and bloodthirsty drive of chaos, and Darkish Winnie, a feral predator who thrives on destruction.
As the 2 conflict in a violent, unrelenting battle, their struggle turns into greater than only a bodily confrontation. These twisted incarnations, born from the group’s personal internal demons, drive them to face not solely the nightmarish creatures but additionally the darkness inside themselves.”
The Darkish Area: MVW Mickey-Vs-Winnie doesn’t but have a launch date.
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